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I’m Ashley. After 16 years in the Middle East, I came home to Cumbria and straight into a cancer diagnosis.
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How does returning home after 16 years in the Middle East shape a new chapter in your life?
After 16 years living and working in the Middle East, I’ve recently returned to the UK to begin a new chapter of my life. It’s been a transformative journey—professionally and personally—and now I’m standing at the crossroads of an exciting, albeit uncertain, future. And let’s be honest, moving back to a land of drizzle and cups of tea takes some getting used to after years of sunshine and shawarma. From Here to There For over 16 years, I was immersed in light rail and tran

Ashley Platt
Jan 28, 20255 min read


Life as an Expat in the Middle East: Reflections on 15 Years Abroad
For the past 15 years, I’ve had the privilege of calling the Middle East my home. As an expat, my journey has been filled with enriching experiences, personal growth, and a fair share of challenges. From my point of view, here’s a reflection on the pluses and minuses of life as an expat in this fascinating region. Everyone's journey will have been different, and your future one will also be. The Pluses 1. Cultural Enrichment Living in the Middle East has offered an unparallel

Ashley Platt
Aug 17, 20247 min read


Discovering the Lighter Side of Saudi Arabia: 14 interesting Facts
Hi and welcome to Lethal Pasty and to another post on my life in Saudi Arabia. When you think of Saudi Arabia, the first things that come to mind are its rich history, vast desert landscapes, and bustling cities like Riyadh and Jeddah. You might picture majestic camels strolling through endless dunes with the sound track to Lawrence of Arabia playing in the background, towering date palms offering shade, and the aroma of exotic spices wafting through ancient markets. But wait

Ashley Platt
Jun 7, 20246 min read


Navigating Healthcare as an Expat in Saudi Arabia: A Guide to Medical Facilities and Company Insurance
Greetings and welcome back to Lethal Pasty, chronicling a man's odyssey in embracing expatriate life in the Middle East. After a hiatus due to work and personal matters, I'm thrilled to resume sharing my experiences from Saudi Arabia. Today, I'm diving into a topic of utmost importance: the labyrinth of healthcare for expats, where informed decisions can truly be a matter of life and death. As an ex-pat living in Saudi Arabia, one of the foremost concerns is healthcare. Under

Ashley Platt
May 4, 20244 min read


Driving in Riyadh: Navigating the Roads of Saudi Arabia's Capital as an Ex-Pat
Introduction: Welcome, fellow brave souls, to the wild ride that is driving in Saudi Arabia! If you thought roller coasters were exhilarating, wait till you experience the daily traffic mayhem in Riyadh. Buckle up, and let's embark 0n a typical journey of driving to my work in Riyadh! Assert Your Presence: In Saudi Arabia, driving isn't just a mundane activity; it's a regal affair! So, when you enter the roads of Riyadh, embrace your inner king or queen. A dignified nod or a

Ashley Platt
Aug 12, 20233 min read


Discovering Riyadh: A Must-Do Guide for Expats
Welcome to my journey as an expatriate living in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. If you come over to Saudi Arabia for the first time, you're in for an enriching experience filled with cultural encounters, historical wonders, and modern attractions. Riyadh, the capital city of Saudi Arabia, offers a blend of tradition and progress, making it an exciting place to live as an expat. In this Lethal pasty post, we'll take you through some of the best things to do in Riyadh to help you make t

Ashley Platt
Jul 28, 20233 min read


Entertaining Riyadh: An Expat's Guide to enjoying life in the city
Living as an expatriate in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia provides a unique opportunity to experience a blend of traditional charm and modernity. Amidst the bustling city, the thirst for entertainment and cultural experiences is palpable. In this blog post, we'll explore the exciting world of entertainment available to ex-pats in Riyadh, ranging from thrilling cinemas and electrifying concerts to adrenaline-pumping sporting events. Cinemas in Riyadh Gone are the days when cinema experi

Ashley Platt
Jul 21, 20233 min read


A Shopper's Guide: Exploring Riyadh as an Expat
I found moving to a new city as an expat can be exciting and challenging. One aspect that often brings me adventure and sometimes dread is exploring the local shopping scene. Riyadh, the vibrant capital of Saudi Arabia, offers many shopping opportunities for expats looking to indulge in retail therapy. In this blog post, I will take you on a journey through Riyadh's shopping landscape (from a man's perspective), highlighting its diverse malls, traditional souks, and unique ex

Ashley Platt
Jul 14, 20233 min read


Compound Life
Living in a compound in Riyadh can be quite an entertaining experience. Here's my view of what it is like for me: 1. The Compound Maze: Forget about getting your daily exercise at the gym; just try finding your way around the compound! With its maze-like structure and identical-looking villas, it's not uncommon to see residents unintentionally wandering into their neighbour's backyard or knocking on the wrong door. It's like living in a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?" 2. T

Ashley Platt
Jul 6, 20232 min read


Embracing Saudi Arabia: A Journey as an Expat
Introduction: Living as an ex-pat in Saudi Arabia is an adventure filled with cultural immersion, unique experiences, and personal growth. This Middle Eastern gem, with its rich history, vibrant traditions, and breathtaking landscapes, offers a captivating lifestyle for those willing to explore and embrace its nuances. In this blog, I will delve into the remarkable aspects of life in Saudi Arabia as an ex-pat, highlighting its diverse culture, warm hospitality, and the myriad

Ashley Platt
Jul 5, 20232 min read
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